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Thursday, March 02, 2006

Stupid #@%&%@#! Videos...


Oopsie! George Bush just got caught lying again, and this time we have videotape. Pesky things, those cameras that actually record your words and stuff. Damn.

The video was shot at a FEMA conference call the day before God told Katrina to flatten the Big Easy, and shows Bush on-line as officials are warned that there could be terrible loss of life and destruction, and that engineers are worried the levees might fail. Bush's problem is that a week or so later he is also on tape saying "I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees."

I suppose it all depends on what your definition of "think" is.

I'd always sorta suspected that UnCurious George wasn't on the same page as many of the rest of us on that one...

4 comments:

Mike said...

Wow, with all this videotaping stuff going on, what's next? Presidents Gone Wild?

I can see it all now. George dancing suggestively for Carl Rove and Dick Cheney while they are stuffing dollar bills down the front of his tighty-whities....

Oh crap, I've made myself sick with that mental image.

Phoebe Fay said...

I was going to say something, probably something witty and sharp and really good even, and now I can't think of anything except that evil mental image Mike created.

Oh jeez. This internet is dangerous, scary place.

catalyst said...

Or, take a look at the picture of our fearsome leader on my blog page today . . or yesterday.

Colonel Colonel said...

mike- geez, please, put a warning label up next time, that mental image may have permanently scarred my brain.

phoebe- yes, the internet is a bad, troubling place where people say mean things about Our Beloved Leader. But don't worry, our friends at ATT & Comcast & the other cable and dsl companies will be fixing that very, very soon.

catalyst- you are on The List. When the black van pulls up please be cooperative.