
So, of course, I did nothing about it. But then this morning, while searching for a 3 lb bag of walnuts amid the piles and bags of canned goods, sacks of potatos and onions and all the other stuff that should be neatly organised on the pantry shelves, and instead is strewn all over the floor in the room outside it, I reached that "enough" point.
So, with shovels and rakes and implements of destruction, or, more accurately, a claw hammer and two oversized, industrial-strength screwdrivers, I went after the door hinges.
After about fiften minutes of hammering, clawing and other violent mayhem, I won. And the door is actually still in one piece, it's just not attached to the hinges anymore. After months of walking past it every day, being annoyed that I hadn't gotten to the task yet, it's amazing how much satisfaction one can get out of a little job, finally accomplished. Of course, it the pantry itself still has to be cleaned out. Maybe tomorrow.
I just need a hammer...
3 comments:
There's nothing like getting hammered on a Saturday morning.
Hammers? I thought real men only need duct tape and WD-40 to complete any home improvement project. Any hammering should be done only with manly biceps.
mike- ok, the word 'cleaning' is open to interpretation, but I've cleaned stuff with a hammer before. Of course, then you have to apres-clean. Like mowing, it's probably all better with a beer.
catalyst- see previous sentence.
phebes- if he's 'hammering' with his biceps he's doing it wrong.
ckw- I have my grandfather's crowbar (a real one, 5 feet long and weighs about 40 pounds) that has the same sort of effect on people that you're describing. It's fun...
Post a Comment