Big, big mistake...
Love. Life’s single greatest risk. Life’s single
greatest reward. Intangible and unexplainable, yet
ever so real and powerful. Love captures your heart
in a second and holds it for eternity.
What is a LifeGem®?
The LifeGem® is a certified, high-quality diamond
created from the carbon of your loved one as a
memorial to their unique life.
First they made Ted Williams into a popsicle, and now this... ain't technology grand?

2 comments:
"I'm sorry Mrs. Jones, I know you thought your husband was a diamond in the rough, but it turns out he was just a lump of coal".
"That's ok, I always sorta suspected that..."
What really bites is when you get desperate and decide to hock Grandpa's remains, you find out it's a cubic zirconia.
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