Wednesday, March 15, 2006

The Age of Plastics

The blog world is aghast this morning at the news that Nicolette Sheridan of "Desperate Housewives" is marrying Michael Bolton.

Well, okay. I mean, somebody has to marry Michael Bolton... I was much more upset when Connie Selleca married John Tesh. Now there's just no excuse for that.

But Nicolette Sheridan? As my wife says, she's had more bodywork than a '63 Plymouth and her breasts remind me of the sage advice given to Dustin Hoffman in "The Graduate" -"get into plastics".

I agree with CKW- the really hot actress on that show is Marcia Cross.


CKW said...

OH GOD! there's just something about redheads. I'm weak at the knees now. Someone HELP ME!!! (please?)

Colonel Colonel said...

Amen, brother. My wife is a redhead, but that has nothing to do with it.


anyway, Marcia Cross may not be done up as a babe on Disparate Housefraus every week, but Babe She Be.