The blog world is aghast this morning at the news that Nicolette Sheridan of "Desperate Housewives" is marrying Michael Bolton.
Well, okay. I mean, somebody has to marry Michael Bolton... I was much more upset when Connie Selleca married John Tesh. Now there's just no excuse for that.
But Nicolette Sheridan? As my wife says, she's had more bodywork than a '63 Plymouth and her breasts remind me of the sage advice given to Dustin Hoffman in "The Graduate" -"get into plastics".
I agree with CKW- the really hot actress on that show is Marcia Cross.