"Rolling Stones star Keith Richards was hospitalized on Thursday, suffering from concussion after falling out of a palm tree in Fiji."
OK, time's up.
You know, I gave the Stones a hard time a few months ago when they played the SooperDooperBlow, and I don't take back word of it- they looked incredibly stupid jumping around on stage like that. And it's not as if they've done anything new in the last twenty years or so to justify their silly antics.
But even if you think they should still be performing concerts, c'mon- does this look like a man who should be climbing palm trees in Fiji???