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Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Ready for Jeopardy

A man enters a new bar & orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender that serves him a perfectly-prepared cocktail, and then asks the man, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "140." So, the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming, quantum physics, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is impressed and thinks, "This is really cool!" He decides to test the robot. So, he walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him a perfectly-prepared drink and asks once more, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking; but this time about football, NASCAR, supermodels, favorite fast food, guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 60, I think."

And the robot says.... very slowly, "So...... are ya gonna ..... vote for Bush again?"


4 comments:

Phoebe Fay said...

Funny!

I was expecting the robot to ask, "So have you deciderated whether to nuke Eye-ran yet?"

catalyst said...

It's an old joke but I loved the picture.

Mike said...

Okay, but what was that part about the breasts again?

Colonel Colonel said...

phoebe- no, if it had been Bush the robot would simply have self-destructed.

catalyst- a picture's worth a thousand words, which brings up an interesting story about why we say that...

mike- isn't everything eventually about breasts?