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Thursday, May 25, 2006

Justice

So they found "Kenny Boy" Lay and Jeff Skilling guilty, eh? Maybe that will teach white-collar hoodlums that a thief is a thief, and it won't help you to wear a suit and tie and remind us that the President has a nickname for you.

Oh, and Ken? George called, and now he says he never heard of you. Sorry.

Here's more bad news- you'll find plenty of tattoos in prison, but not Audrey...

6 comments:

Mike said...

I like this week of Audriness. She looks good behind bars.

I hope those guys get the chair.

Colonel Colonel said...

mike- glad you are enjoying the Audreyocity this week. The movie may be bad, but she's certainly Audracious, and I'm sure she gives an Audreylicious performance.

Ken & Jeff are ctywrfmi.

catalyst said...

She's too young for both of you.

(Let's not mention my age. O.K.?)

Mike said...

Catalyst--At our age, most of the world is too young for us, but that doesn't mean we should stop "admiring."

Phoebe Fay said...

Hell, she's too young AND the wrong gender for me, and I keep admiring.

As for Kenny Lay, I read that he was getting all prayerful for the TV cameras. Maybe he'll have a nice second career as a prison preacher. No matter what, I'll bet he winds up praying a lot. Dear God, please please please don't let me drop the soap again!

Colonel Colonel said...

catalyst- see mike's comment.

mike- exactly. or audreyactly. no harm 'browsing the shelves' as a bookseller would say.

phoebe- look for sumthin' about kenny-boy in tomorrow's "state of denial". I don't have the whole thing, but the opening scene just came to me.