NEWS ALERT: Washington. Firefighters searching through the Eisenhower Federal Building in the wake of this morning's fire have found Vice President Dick Cheney's Sense of Decency, bound tightly with duct tape and locked in a trunk in the closet of a remote basement storage room.
At the Vice President's office, spokeswoman Ima Obfuscator immediately denied that the Sense of Deceny belonged to the Vice President, and challenged reporters to offer any evidence that the Vice President had ever had a Sense of Decency.
In related news, earlier reports that fire investigators had found Condaleeza Rice's Sense of Humor, and President George Bush's Sense of Reality, locked in the same basement closet, appear to have been incorrect.
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21 comments:
Love it.
(Too medicated for more words. Perhaps my health is bound and gagged in the same building? Nah...)
"Watrboarding tapes? Oh, THOSE! Yeah, they was dstroyd by th fire! Yeah. And we was SO hopin th American people woud get to see them!"
Clearly they are impostors. Decency, humor, and reality are things that those three never had.
Well this is all news to me since I would have been willing to swear that the VeepCreep had absolutely no sense of decency.
Anybody seen Rummy lately? Maybe those investigators should look in the dark corners of that closet.
I thought Lindsey graham and Karl Rove were in the closet
Too bad they didn't find any morality.
Too bad no one bound Cheney with duct tape and hid him in the closet during the fire. Rice and Bush too :)
I heard they found Larry Craig in that closet, too.
I like bondage.
Did they by any chance find Condi in a closet?
I understand that the cause of the fire was the VP burning the body of his second shooting victim.
Fires are such handy things to use an excuse for the next ten years when you dont want to turn something over.
"Visitor Logs? Well, I'd have turned them over right away, but..."
I am stealing your Edwards button.
Poor little wasted dessicated sense of decency. It never stood a chance.
Mummified remains of Morality- every last one of the current admin.
WTF?!!!!
Let's impeach him and get it over with. Wexler's looking for some more people to sign up.
HAR!
So that is where the WMD's were hidden...
Funny, I thought Cheney was keeping his humanity at Area 51 with the other strange alien stuff.
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