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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

BREAKING NEWS

NEWS ALERT: Washington. Firefighters searching through the Eisenhower Federal Building in the wake of this morning's fire have found Vice President Dick Cheney's Sense of Decency, bound tightly with duct tape and locked in a trunk in the closet of a remote basement storage room.

At the Vice President's office, spokeswoman Ima Obfuscator immediately denied that the Sense of Deceny belonged to the Vice President, and challenged reporters to offer any evidence that the Vice President had ever had a Sense of Decency.

In related news, earlier reports that fire investigators had found Condaleeza Rice's Sense of Humor, and President George Bush's Sense of Reality, locked in the same basement closet, appear to have been incorrect.

We now return to our regular programming.

21 comments:

Kaytie M. Lee said...

Love it.

(Too medicated for more words. Perhaps my health is bound and gagged in the same building? Nah...)

Joey Polanski said...

"Watrboarding tapes?  Oh, THOSE!  Yeah, they was dstroyd by th fire!  Yeah. And we was SO hopin th American people woud get to see them!"

Bruce, a work in progress said...

Clearly they are impostors. Decency, humor, and reality are things that those three never had.

Mike said...

Well this is all news to me since I would have been willing to swear that the VeepCreep had absolutely no sense of decency.

Catalyst said...

Anybody seen Rummy lately? Maybe those investigators should look in the dark corners of that closet.

TED VELVET said...

I thought Lindsey graham and Karl Rove were in the closet

Kerstin said...

Too bad they didn't find any morality.

Buzzardbilly said...

Too bad no one bound Cheney with duct tape and hid him in the closet during the fire. Rice and Bush too :)

Atlas Cerise said...

I heard they found Larry Craig in that closet, too.

C.Rag said...

I like bondage.

pissed off patricia said...

Did they by any chance find Condi in a closet?

moooooog35 said...

I understand that the cause of the fire was the VP burning the body of his second shooting victim.

Colonel Colonel said...

Fires are such handy things to use an excuse for the next ten years when you dont want to turn something over.

"Visitor Logs? Well, I'd have turned them over right away, but..."

Mike said...

I am stealing your Edwards button.

Phoebe Fay said...

Poor little wasted dessicated sense of decency. It never stood a chance.

meggie said...

Mummified remains of Morality- every last one of the current admin.

Preposterous Ponderings said...

WTF?!!!!

Hungry Mother said...

Let's impeach him and get it over with. Wexler's looking for some more people to sign up.

SagaciousHillbilly said...

HAR!

sirdar said...

So that is where the WMD's were hidden...

Beach Bum said...

Funny, I thought Cheney was keeping his humanity at Area 51 with the other strange alien stuff.