My fellow Americans,
your President lies like a rug. He's nutty as a can of Planter's. If his IQ was 20 points higher he'd have to be watered twice a week; if his IQ ever hits 50 he should sell. Since his last State of the Union he hit rock bottom, and then started to dig. He would be in over his head in a puddle in the White House parking lot. It is my opinion that he has been working with solvent too much. Let's face it folks, the gates are down, the lights are flashing, but there's no train coming. When Dik Cheney stands close to George Bush, he can hear the ocean.
Thank you and goodnight.