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Thursday, February 16, 2006

It depends on what your definition of "shot" is-

OK, so the Creepy Veepy came out of his Batcave yesterday and said it was all his fault. So why did his office spend two days saying it wasn't? Somebody at the White House has been lyyyyying again...

The point isn't that the Vice President of the United States shot a friend in the chest with a shotgun -hey, haven't we all had weekends like that? You know, if I had a nickel... anyway, the point is that his office lied about it and tried to cover it up.

You know, like Clinton.

When folks complained that it was unreasonable to impeach the President of the United States for getting his dick sucked, Republicans responded that they were not impeaching him for having sex with a horny intern, but for lying about it.

But never mind.

3 comments:

Mike said...

But CC, it was the worst day of his life. So that makes it all better...right?

catalyst said...

But . . what about sex slaves, meth use and the Easter Bunny?

Colonel Colonel said...

Mike- I do feel for the Veep. I am going to light a candle for him. Just below his photo- oops, darn photo caught fire. Oh well...

Catalyst- Dick Cheney shot the Easter Bunny, just to watch him die.