OK, admit it- it's something we all suspected. An experienced hunter "mistakes" a 175-lb man for a quail? Let's just say what we were all thinking- the Vice President of the United States was drunk as a skunk when he blasted his hunting companion with a shotgun.
And now we have proof. Capitol Hill Blue talked with folks who have seen the Secret Service report which describes the Vice President as "clearly inebriated", complete with "slurred speech" and "erratic behavior".
"This was a South Texas hunt," says one White House aide. "Of course there was drinking. There's always drinking. Lots of it."
An interesting story.
The Creepy Veepy gets tanked on weekends and shoots people at random and the President sells our ports to Arab terrorists.
God Help America.