Sunday, February 12, 2006

Dick Cheney Shoots Man

BREAKING NEWS: Well, yeah. Dik Cheney shot a 78-year old friend while hunting at his ranch in Texas.

I can't make crazy stuff like this up.

Remember: Guns don't kill people.

Vice-Presidents do.


Mike said...

I heard this earlier and I just had to come here to see your response. Perfect.

A slightly different approach: Guns don't kill people. Idiots do.

catalyst said...

Bravo, C C!

But let's all remember, VP is an experienced hunter. Shooting birds on a private ranch where they round 'em up and send 'em out for you.