His friend can at least be glad Cheney dodged the draft during Vietnam- in the Army they'd have taught him to shoot straight.
Thank God poor Johnny Cash is dead. If he wasn't he'd have to change the song lyric to: "I shot a man while hunting quail, just to watch him die".
The Secret Service is vehemently denying rumors that when Cheney whirled around and shot off both barrels he screamed "Take that, George!!"
Forget the UN inspection teams or Israeli Commandos- send Dik to Iran with a six-pack of shotguns and a bag of hand grenades... he'll clean up their act.
I thought Dik hired professionals to shoot people for him.
The White House is denying reports that Dick has invited "Scooter" Libby hunting next weekend...