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Monday, February 13, 2006

Random Thoughts on "Deadeye" Dik Cheney...

His friend can at least be glad Cheney dodged the draft during Vietnam- in the Army they'd have taught him to shoot straight.

Thank God poor Johnny Cash is dead. If he wasn't he'd have to change the song lyric to: "I shot a man while hunting quail, just to watch him die".

The Secret Service is vehemently denying rumors that when Cheney whirled around and shot off both barrels he screamed "Take that, George!!"

Forget the UN inspection teams or Israeli Commandos- send Dik to Iran with a six-pack of shotguns and a bag of hand grenades... he'll clean up their act.

I thought Dik hired professionals to shoot people for him.

The White House is denying reports that Dick has invited "Scooter" Libby hunting next weekend...

3 comments:

Mike said...

The interesting thing to me is that Dick shot the man in the face. Given this administrations talents for shooting people in the back, I was very suprised at that.

SassyLadi said...

I take it you are certainly not a fan of this administration. Let it be know - - even the Republicans aren't.

Colonel Colonel said...

Mike- yes, a mistake on their part. All criminals eventually slip up...

Sassyladi- no, I guess you could say I don't have much love for this bunch. I am not a big fan of real Conservatives either, but at least they have principles and ethics and I can respect that. These guys are FauxConservatives, without either.