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Monday, December 24, 2007

Santa Tracker-


One thing the staff here at MMB Central has learned over the years is that all those centuries of isolation at the North Pole have left Santa a a sick, twisted old bastard a bit eccentric. So we will be tracking Santa all day ("stalking" being a word the court used, be we don't). So keep checking back for updates as we stalk track the jolly man to make sure he makes it to the bar kid's houses sober on time, and doesn't do anything any of us will get sent to Gitmo for regret.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas!!!!

Joey Polanski said...

Th good news for us lovrs o Christmas is that this seems to be a case o mistaken idennity.

Th man yer aftr aint Santa.

Judgin from th photo you postd, its The Amazing Randi.

Anonymous said...

I'm assuming you were tracking on the NORAD site?