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Monday, December 24, 2007
Santa Inc.'s Dirty Little Secret-
Questions have always been raised about how Santa funds his extravagent toy give-away, not to mention the pension fund for the elves. Our reporters at MMB have been working on this story for several months, and have finally uncovered evidence of the bitter truth. This is how Santa funds his workshop-
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9 comments:
I can't keep up with all your Santa News
Oviously, a inferior produckt.
I mean, LOOK AT TH LABEL!
It clearly contains scorpion fillr.
I'd like a case please.
I wonder if it's as good as venison pate?
Besides, what would you expect him to do with all those old retired reindeer?
Well, clearly this is true. It just makes too much sense!
Uh, ew. Just the word patte does something to make my face squish up in disgust. But throw the word reindeer in front of it, and I'm done...gross....
Merry Christmas Colonel.
Did MMB get some help from PSI on this one? I mean, no offense, but a story this big has to have had PSI in it somewhere. Also, Reindeer Pate is delicious.
Malach: I can't either.
Joey: And it's got some python too. That's the best stuff.
HungryMo: We take Visa and Amex.
Mike: He said he sent them to a farm in the country!
NerdGirl: I always sorta suspected there was something going on.
SC: So you'll be wanting a gross? Merry Christmas!
Angryman: I used to like it, but then I heard they ground up the hooves and antlers and mixed them in.
And it tastes pretty damn good too...especailly on whole wheat crackers.
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