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Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Summertime Foods-

Summertime, good old Summertime! Time for firing up the barbecue, having a few cold ones, and reflecting sadly on some

Summertime Foods That Never Quite Caught On-

-Spamsicles

-Vanilla & Hash Softserve

-Batburgers

-Deep-fried ferrets on a Stick

-Moldslaw

-Bacon, Lettuce & Turnip sandwiches

-Hotfrogs

-Fried Bunions

-Cow-chip Ice Cream

-Sardine Smoothies

-Basscream Sundaes


OK, come on, share! What goodies are you putting on the grill?

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15 comments:

FreeOscar said...

I like to suck on wieners.

Forrest Proper said...

I'll bet you're popular at cookouts.

FreeOscar said...

Especially with really big ones. It's my party trick.

Phoebe Fay said...

It's the original chick filet!

My favorite summertime treat is that all-American classic, the Road Apple Pie.

Mrs. Chili said...

OH. MY. GOD! I want those dog cookers!!!

The Preacherman said...

batburgers? You have to stand on your head to eat em then????

Commander Zaius said...

All jokes aside I'm two generation removed from having a possum on the menu. My grandparents came from dirt poor sharecropping families. And I myself have enjoyed Squirrel purlow as a kid. My grandfather's best friend wouldn't let one of the furry little dudes take up residence for very long without having it for dinner. He was a Depression era kid as well and never broke the habit.

Malach the Merciless said...

Wow, they sell all that at this weekends, Whaling City Festival

Cissy Strutt said...

mmmm, I could go for a Hotfrog right about now ...

Forrest Proper said...

Phoebe: Road Apple Pie- yummy!!

Mrs. Chili: I had a feeling they'd be really popular. People just like art, I guess...

Manic: No, no, they come with a pole you can hang upside down from.

Beach: Yeah, a good point. My forebears were still eating rabbits not very long ago, and the French charge big bucks to serve you snails and pigeon... oops, I mean "squab".

Malach: Those whalers were an earthy bunch, eh?

Cissy: with extra mustard?

AngryMan said...

Wifey makes hotfrogs for breakfast every Saturday. They're delicious.

Moooooog35 said...

I like to throw the little shits in the neighborhood on hot coals.

WorstBrats.

Hungry Mother said...

Clams skewered by bull peni.

Cissy Strutt said...

Always extra mustard.

Sara Sue said...

Oh man ... that chick sandwich looks good! Talk about "give me some head"!!