But this is how she appeared in a recent Dunkin' Donuts commercial that has now been pulled-
Shocking, yes? Sure, I hear you say, it's just a paisley scarf, but we all know what paisley leads to-
ANOTHER 9-11!!!
I want to personally thank Michelle Malkin for stopping sniffing glue for long enough to alert us to this insidious and evil attempt to subvert our donuts.
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Looks like the first Rachel Ray pic had a lot of airbrushing.
I want a jihadist terror scarf! I want a jihadist terror scarf! Can I have one? Please? Please! C'mon. All the cool kids are wearing 'em now!
Angryman- Surely not!
Phoebe- remember, if you wear paisley, the terrorists win!
I first heard about this on Olbermann a couple of nights ago and had to look it up on the internet to be sure what little that remains of my brain hadn't slipped away. We truly live in bizarre times. As for Ms Malkin whatever reality she lives in must be a scary place where scarfs are threats to national security. My only problem is Dunkin Donuts gave in to that shrill little wingnut.
I don't care if they ARE terrorists - I do love me a Boston cream donut!
I am so thankful Michelle is here to point out terrorist to us. What's next for Rachel? A burkah?
Rachel is an annoying bitch!
"...if you wear paisley, the terrorists win!"
*wipes tears from eyes from laughing so hard*
I got nuthin' after that.
BB: Michelle lives on Mars. Hopefully the lack of air will not do her any (more) harm.
Mrs. Chili: Amen Sister!!!
Mike: If Rachel ever dons a burkah, I'll rub her all over in olive oil. Can we do a re-emptive rub?>??
PrePo: Oh!! Rachel is De Bestest!! My wife loathes her too. It may be a guy/gal thingy. Us guy's will rub her in oil and hand her over, how's that?
HTGT: Oops, sorry- yes, paisley (despite being an Olde English patteern) is apparently now Terrorist. If'n you wear it here, the FBI wants you to register.
Did we win the War on Terror yet???
Good grief! If DD hadn't pulled the ad, then I might be inclined to go buy a dozen donuts tomorrow. But since they're pansies - I won't!
Dunkin'... what... er...
Sorry. I was distracted by the chicken breasts in the top photo.
I still want to smack that smile off her face
I've long believed that Rachel was the anti-Christ.
In fact, I believe the "Book of Revelation" says:
"..and behold, the bringer of darkness. Thine cast up from the depths and speaketh, "Delish! Yummo!" And the earth breaketh open, and cast upon us no iced coffee."
At last. Validation.
The only cure for this issue is for RR to come have hot monkey sex with me so I can prove she is not a terrorist prude.
I will do this for my country so that we do not live in fear.
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My donuts will NOT be subverted! They will be eaten. They will be followed by coffee.
subverting donuts is a crime against humanity.
she does have nice tits though so I forgive her
yes to donuts
no to rachel ray
unless she dresses like in
the first picture
ALL THE TIME!
YUMMO!! Thomas is my hero ... please take & post pictures of your sexual encounter with the terrorist, Rachel Ray!
Of course ... you DO realize she'll be finished in less than 30 minutes, right?
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