My oh my oh... you've probably all heard by now that America's cutest cook, Rachel Ray, has been outed by UberPatriot Michelle Malkin as a Jihadist Terrorist. This may be how we all think of Rachel-
But this is how she appeared in a recent Dunkin' Donuts commercial that has now been pulled-
Shocking, yes? Sure, I hear you say, it's just a paisley scarf, but we all know what paisley leads to-
I want to personally thank Michelle Malkin for stopping sniffing glue for long enough to alert us to this insidious and evil attempt to subvert our donuts.