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Thursday, May 29, 2008

Stupid Is As Stupid Does... II

My oh my oh... you've probably all heard by now that America's cutest cook, Rachel Ray, has been outed by UberPatriot Michelle Malkin as a Jihadist Terrorist. This may be how we all think of Rachel-



But this is how she appeared in a recent Dunkin' Donuts commercial that has now been pulled-


Shocking, yes? Sure, I hear you say, it's just a paisley scarf, but we all know what paisley leads to-

ANOTHER 9-11!!!

I want to personally thank Michelle Malkin for stopping sniffing glue for long enough to alert us to this insidious and evil attempt to subvert our donuts.

20 comments:

AngryMan said...

Looks like the first Rachel Ray pic had a lot of airbrushing.

Phoebe Fay said...

I want a jihadist terror scarf! I want a jihadist terror scarf! Can I have one? Please? Please! C'mon. All the cool kids are wearing 'em now!

Colonel Colonel said...

Angryman- Surely not!

Phoebe- remember, if you wear paisley, the terrorists win!

Beach Bum said...

I first heard about this on Olbermann a couple of nights ago and had to look it up on the internet to be sure what little that remains of my brain hadn't slipped away. We truly live in bizarre times. As for Ms Malkin whatever reality she lives in must be a scary place where scarfs are threats to national security. My only problem is Dunkin Donuts gave in to that shrill little wingnut.

Mrs. Chili said...

I don't care if they ARE terrorists - I do love me a Boston cream donut!

Mike said...

I am so thankful Michelle is here to point out terrorist to us. What's next for Rachel? A burkah?

Preposterous Ponderings said...

Rachel is an annoying bitch!

here today, gone tomorrow said...

"...if you wear paisley, the terrorists win!"

*wipes tears from eyes from laughing so hard*

I got nuthin' after that.

Colonel Colonel said...

BB: Michelle lives on Mars. Hopefully the lack of air will not do her any (more) harm.

Mrs. Chili: Amen Sister!!!

Mike: If Rachel ever dons a burkah, I'll rub her all over in olive oil. Can we do a re-emptive rub?>??

PrePo: Oh!! Rachel is De Bestest!! My wife loathes her too. It may be a guy/gal thingy. Us guy's will rub her in oil and hand her over, how's that?

Colonel Colonel said...

HTGT: Oops, sorry- yes, paisley (despite being an Olde English patteern) is apparently now Terrorist. If'n you wear it here, the FBI wants you to register.

Did we win the War on Terror yet???

Chickie said...

Good grief! If DD hadn't pulled the ad, then I might be inclined to go buy a dozen donuts tomorrow. But since they're pansies - I won't!

anaglyph said...

Dunkin'... what... er...

Sorry. I was distracted by the chicken breasts in the top photo.

Malach the Merciless said...

I still want to smack that smile off her face

moooooog35 said...

I've long believed that Rachel was the anti-Christ.

In fact, I believe the "Book of Revelation" says:

"..and behold, the bringer of darkness. Thine cast up from the depths and speaketh, "Delish! Yummo!" And the earth breaketh open, and cast upon us no iced coffee."

At last. Validation.

Thomas said...

The only cure for this issue is for RR to come have hot monkey sex with me so I can prove she is not a terrorist prude.

I will do this for my country so that we do not live in fear.

TV

Buzzardbilly said...

My donuts will NOT be subverted! They will be eaten. They will be followed by coffee.

The Manic Street Preacher said...

subverting donuts is a crime against humanity.

she does have nice tits though so I forgive her

nerdgirlsspace said...

yes to donuts
no to rachel ray
unless she dresses like in
the first picture
ALL THE TIME!

Sara Sue said...

YUMMO!! Thomas is my hero ... please take & post pictures of your sexual encounter with the terrorist, Rachel Ray!

Sara Sue said...

Of course ... you DO realize she'll be finished in less than 30 minutes, right?