Boston: In a series of stunning turns of events in the Presidential Race, Barack Obama and Bill Clinton have announced that they are divorcing their spouses so they can marry each other in a civil ceremony in Boston today. Hillary Clinton, faced with running against her ex-husband's spouse has announced that she will withdraw from the race and devote the rest of her life to becoming a singer on American Idol.
In a noontime press conference Barack Obama introduced former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney as his running mate. Romney, who vehemently denied having run for President as a Republican, said that his heart "has always been with my gay brothers", and insisted that he has always been at the forefront of he gay rights movement.
When asked what she thought of the Democrats running a gay black man who was married to Bill Clinton for President, Ann Coulter's head exploded.