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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Boston: In a series of stunning turns of events in the Presidential Race, Barack Obama and Bill Clinton have announced that they are divorcing their spouses so they can marry each other in a civil ceremony in Boston today. Hillary Clinton, faced with running against her ex-husband's spouse has announced that she will withdraw from the race and devote the rest of her life to becoming a singer on American Idol.

In a noontime press conference Barack Obama introduced former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney as his running mate. Romney, who vehemently denied having run for President as a Republican, said that his heart "has always been with my gay brothers", and insisted that he has always been at the forefront of he gay rights movement.

When asked what she thought of the Democrats running a gay black man who was married to Bill Clinton for President, Ann Coulter's head exploded.

15 comments:

Phoebe Fay said...

I love it when Ann Coulter's head explodes. I expect to see it exploding more and more, especially after November.

And I'll totally gay marry Michelle Obama now that she's free.

Mike said...

Can I marry Ann Coulter before all this head exploding starts? I mean once I marry her, I could care less what happens to her head as long as I get control of her bank account first.

Hungry Mother said...

Much better said than Chris Matthews could do. I wondered what happened to Mitt. I had all kinds of kinky fantasies about him and his stealth sister wives.

Kerstin said...

I got say, this one took me by surprise. I mean, I did NOT see this one coming at all.

I'm also surprised Ann didn't have some comment before she allowed her head to explode.

Buzzardbilly said...

Oh what a glorious world it would be if only Coultergeist's head exploded live on TV!

Cissy Strutt said...

I'd watch Hillary on Idol. She could sing "Islands In The Stream" solo. Yeah.

Malach the Merciless said...

Wow, it's like Bizzaro World

pissed off patricia said...

If her head exploded there would be nothing but dust and spider webs to clean up.

AngryMan said...

I actually wouldn't be surprised if Hillary divorced Bill after this election. He ruined Al Gore's chances in 2000 and he's just about finished her off this go round. She's put up w/enough crap from him, and I think she should walk away.

moooooog35 said...

Even with an exploded head, Ann Coulter is still hot.

Bruce, a work in progress said...

In our political system, anything's possible. I'd like to see Ann Coulter's head explode.

FOUR DINNERS said...

It may - or indeed may not - be a worry that, as this is America, I believed every word of that until I reached the bit about heads exploding.

Even then I wondered.....

Tequila Mockingbird said...

i think Mitt Romney wore those special underpants to keep the homosexuality in.

anaglyph said...

Is there footage of Ann Coulter's head exploding? I couldn't find it on YouTube.

Malicious Intent said...

hahahahahaha!