Poor Diebold guy. Not a bright future. Do you suppose the shadowy overlords will take the make-it-look-like-a-suicide approach or freak-industrial-accident approach?
Maybe they could arrange for a voting machine to fall on his head. You know, still send the message that these lapses will not be tolerated, but do it with a little irony and style.
Cool. Now I don't even have to waste my time voting and can go on about my business--which is bitching about the shitty state of affairs in America today.
when i was in college I majored in Shadowy overlording but it's really hard finding a job out there. I'm not shadowy enough, I don't have enough false flag operations under my belt, I haven't overturned a fledgling third world democracy and replaced it with a dictatorship, I wasn't in on 9/11, I'm not a mason..what the fuck am I supposed to do now?
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Poor Diebold guy. Not a bright future. Do you suppose the shadowy overlords will take the make-it-look-like-a-suicide approach or freak-industrial-accident approach?
Maybe they could arrange for a voting machine to fall on his head. You know, still send the message that these lapses will not be tolerated, but do it with a little irony and style.
Not shocking
Phoebe- yeah, I think that's about it for the poor guy from Diebold. The Overlords don't fuck around.
Malach- The only shocker is that they arranged for McCain to win. I was sure we were gong to get Mitt.
Cool. Now I don't even have to waste my time voting and can go on about my business--which is bitching about the shitty state of affairs in America today.
One day we'll realise that this isn't satire....
I already knew this. Why be so surprised? Trust my Government during elections? Yeah, right. I would rather trust that chain saw masacare guy.
Mike: Oh my Gawd... you have your work cut out for you.
Dinners: Satire? i have no idea what you mean. We only deal in TRUTH here.
MI: "I would rather trust that chain saw masacare guy."
Ah yes, somehow, some way, Dik Cheney always comes into it...
So I guess your next going to try and tell me my voting for American Idol doesn't count either? I don't think I could handle that one.
when i was in college I majored in Shadowy overlording but it's really hard finding a job out there. I'm not shadowy enough, I don't have enough false flag operations under my belt, I haven't overturned a fledgling third world democracy and replaced it with a dictatorship, I wasn't in on 9/11, I'm not a mason..what the fuck am I supposed to do now?
Oh brother! Go figure....
BB: No, no, no... all my Idol votes count. If that wasn't true I'd be REALLY upset.
TV: You can be an Evil Minion.
PP: Stay tuned...
Colonel, I can't find your email address. Can you please email me so I can send you an invite to my new private blog?
email.mybrid@gmail.com
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