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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

you always sorta knew, deep down in your heart, didn't you?

12 comments:

Phoebe Fay said...

Poor Diebold guy. Not a bright future. Do you suppose the shadowy overlords will take the make-it-look-like-a-suicide approach or freak-industrial-accident approach?

Maybe they could arrange for a voting machine to fall on his head. You know, still send the message that these lapses will not be tolerated, but do it with a little irony and style.

Malach the Merciless said...

Not shocking

Colonel Colonel said...

Phoebe- yeah, I think that's about it for the poor guy from Diebold. The Overlords don't fuck around.

Malach- The only shocker is that they arranged for McCain to win. I was sure we were gong to get Mitt.

Mike said...

Cool. Now I don't even have to waste my time voting and can go on about my business--which is bitching about the shitty state of affairs in America today.

FOUR DINNERS said...

One day we'll realise that this isn't satire....

Malicious Intent said...

I already knew this. Why be so surprised? Trust my Government during elections? Yeah, right. I would rather trust that chain saw masacare guy.

Colonel Colonel said...

Mike: Oh my Gawd... you have your work cut out for you.

Dinners: Satire? i have no idea what you mean. We only deal in TRUTH here.

MI: "I would rather trust that chain saw masacare guy."

Ah yes, somehow, some way, Dik Cheney always comes into it...

Beach Bum said...

So I guess your next going to try and tell me my voting for American Idol doesn't count either? I don't think I could handle that one.

TED VELVET said...

when i was in college I majored in Shadowy overlording but it's really hard finding a job out there. I'm not shadowy enough, I don't have enough false flag operations under my belt, I haven't overturned a fledgling third world democracy and replaced it with a dictatorship, I wasn't in on 9/11, I'm not a mason..what the fuck am I supposed to do now?

Preposterous Ponderings said...

Oh brother! Go figure....

Colonel Colonel said...

BB: No, no, no... all my Idol votes count. If that wasn't true I'd be REALLY upset.

TV: You can be an Evil Minion.

PP: Stay tuned...

Mybrid said...

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