Monday, February 25, 2008

On the road again...

On the road all day.
Is there anything left to say?
Can Billy C. hold sway,
even after Hillary gets laid?

On the road again.
Betting all of my old friends,
who used to get into the swing,
are now wondering about the thing-

Who to vote for?
Who to vote for?
It isn't quite a chore.
Even if McCain s hard core.

Who to vote for?
If Hillary is a bore?
If Obama is a SCORE!
Who to vote for?

On the road again-
thinking Cheney is my friend-
Nuking Iran is THE END!
And then on the road again...

On the road again-
Obama's in a turban, then,
I guess McCain is my friend-
Say KABOOM! on the road again.

On the road again-
Even if Bill is steering down the highway-
and Monica is sittting on the skyway-
it's our way-

On the road again,
even if Hillary says she is my friend,
and the clintons seem to never end-
on THAT road again...


Mike said...

I wish Barney Fife was still alive because I think he would make a great president.

Otis could be vice president.

Phoebe Fay said...

I think you need to record this. On a youtube video. Yes. Definitely.

Malach the Merciless said...

What talent, I agree with Phoebe in this one

Simply Curious said...

Is it me, or is the alignment of your page kind of messed up? Your side bar is like, almost all the way in the middle.

Colonel Colonel said...

Mike: Barney at least didn't call anyone ho disagreed with him even slightly the "enemy".

Phoebe: Thanks, but I think we'll spare You-Tubians my off-keyness.

Malach: Would Rubber Suit Studios like to try it with Dr. Murk? go right ahead.

SC: Huh, doesn't look that way here- it's just a standard Blogger template, and I didn't do anything odd that I know of to it. Does it look odd to anyone else out there?

AngryMan said...

Everything is messed up, CC, listen to SCG. You're messed up, I'm messed up, and so is everyone running for office. They're waiting for you to turn your back so they can sick a pack of dingoes on us. They're going to kill our babies.

Colonel Colonel said...

After the lunch we had yesterday in a restaurant next to a table with 3 squalling toddlers, they can send the dingoes after the babies anytime, as far as I'm concerned.

Anonymous said...

I'm with Mike all the way!!!!

Mike said...

Dingo For President!!!!!!!!!!

Malicious Intent said...

That was such a lovely poem, it moved me...and it moved my bowels...thanks I was having problems there for a few days.

Colonel Colonel said...

PrePo: Barney it us. Will we give him a gun?

Mike: Dingo can help Barney find the WMDs.

MI: I live to serve.

Mike said...

Speaking of On The Road Again, where the hell did Catalyst go. It looks like his blog has been deleted.