I read this story yesterday and I realized that the only male in the world that would complain about being handcuffed to a bed with mink handcuffs and repeatedly taken advantage of by a former female beauty queen would be a fucking Mormon missionary.
Seriously. This kid should be arrested for filing a stupid police report. Twice.
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Dog Cloners & Mormon Sex Slave Kidnappers should NEVER EVER mix!
Really? I thought it was the perfect combination...
I read this story yesterday and I realized that the only male in the world that would complain about being handcuffed to a bed with mink handcuffs and repeatedly taken advantage of by a former female beauty queen would be a fucking Mormon missionary.
Seriously. This kid should be arrested for filing a stupid police report. Twice.
Once again fact has proven far stranger than fiction.
Mel GIbson would kick that guys ass
I am partial to generous Dutchmen - you know, Clog Donors.
Another one? What were the odds?
LMAO!! Ohhh it just gets better and better. Cissy, have you got that number for that clog donor?
sister sara - certainly, and you know how broadminded they are! Meet you there.
Mike, really take the OTHER job, not the mormon job. I cannot picture you with a mohawk. Collecting sex slaves, maybe...mohawk, never.
OH wait, it's coming back to me now....this was the guy at Phoebes party! I remember him on the roof with the goat and whip cream.
P.S. I have no idea who the bitch on the bike is.
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