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Saturday, August 30, 2008

Breaking News-


Crude and utterly inappropriate information to follow. So all of you with refined tastes, except for Mike, Sara Sue, Cissy Strutt, Moooog, Phoebe, Malach, ... oh Hell... all of my regular readers, keep reading...

My Beekslayer friend, Admiral Don, has just found that Sarah Palin is being hailed across the internets as the-

VPILF
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Perfect. Crude, so crude. I'll note that if she had a single, solitary qualification at all this would be utterly inappropriate and we wouldn't be making fun of her, but McCain seems to have opened up the floodgates by insulting women and putting America at grave risk through this incredibly stupid choice. She's the female Dan Quayle of the campaign, and we all remember how seriously we took pretty young Danny Boy.

13 comments:

anaglyph said...

I'm really really hoping the 'F' stands for 'Forget'. Or 'Forego'. Or 'Freeze-dry'. Or 'Flame-grill'.

Any of those, after reading this.

And here for more on Joel's Army.

I thank the Spaghetti Monster that we don't (yet) have creeps of this magnitude to deal with down here.

Catalyst said...

She becomes more and more scary.

Malicious Intent said...

Kewl, Biker Bitch.

jgodsey said...

am i the only one who looks at her and sees a playboy bunny?

Malach the Merciless said...

Just make her the oval office floozie

Malicious Intent said...

P.S. I did an update on last post with Obama's speech and gave propts to you for digging up the dirt.

Catalyst said...

godsey, I think that is what VPILF is meant to convey!

Mike said...

Since we've all been getting f**ked by the VP for the last 8 years, isn't only natural that some of us dream of getting to f**k the VP?

Considering her rank and all do I have to let her get on top?

Wow. I am saluting her already.

nerdgirlsspace said...

bahaha. you are good or bad? hm, depends on how you look at it?! =)

Cissy Strutt said...

Erk

C.Rag said...

A bike & she shoots guns. HOT!

Phoebe Fay said...

She also seems to have a penchant for firing anybody who gets on her bad side. Shades of Bush there, too!

Sara Sue said...

I kept reading anyway. I wouldn't fuc* her with Mike's dick ... oh wait ... yes I would.