Sunday, August 03, 2008
Thoughts That Keep Me Awake at 3 a.m. ...
-What are the American people thinking? Are we actually about to elect a President who is charismatic, popular, and generally liked, instead of a nasty, botoxed, albino dwarf who eats live baby lizards for lunch? WTF????
-And who is Paris Hilton going to vote for now?
-Does Prince Charles have a blog? Does Queen Elizabeth? What do they blog about? "Had to rub elbows with the commoners again all day. God, I need a sherry!".
-Is Hell an actual place, and if it is, and I end up there, will they make me share a room with George Bush?
-Who first decided that it would be a good idea to make a "tofuburger", and will they be sharing that room in Hell with Dubya?
-Should we be calling the Blogger-Google combo Bloggle or Glooger? How about Goober?
-Do I really need to know what 'Facebook' is?
-3 things God has to answer BIGTIME for- mosquitos, eggplant, Mel Gibson movies.
-Hey, Kate Hudson- ditch lance Armstrong. He's a steroid-pumped, serial-lying, three-time LOSER.