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Saturday, May 10, 2008

Darwinism-

So, just about now Jena Bush is getting hitched in Crawford, Texas, in front of Papa Bush and about 200 of their closest campaign contributors, oil-company lobbyists and NeoCons. Turns out that the lucky guy who snagged Jenna is a former Karl Rove assistant. Now there's a pair I'll be just soooo glad to see reproduce...

I don't mean to sound like a disbeliever, but couldn't the continued existence of the Bush Clan be used as an argument against Darwin?

11 comments:

Mike said...

Boy, in that picture she reminds me so much of her momma.

Commander Zaius said...

Adding insult to injury I heard on NPR today that Jenna's stud comes from a rich tobacco family. If only one of those Texas sinkholes would very quickly open up while all gathered were over the hole.

Malach the Merciless said...

Yeah I liked here better when she was a drunken whore

AngryMan said...

I'm hoping that W is a huge aberration and the rest of the Bush clan will be more like the elder Bush. Not great, not terrible, but not dumb enough to get us stuck in Iraq for what will almost certainly be a decade or so.

Phoebe Fay said...

Do they give Darwin Awards to whole countries? Because it's entirely possible that electing W twice will qualify us.

Malicious Intent said...

I am with Phoebe on that one.

Evolve Damnit! Evolve!

The Preacherman said...

Should have been sterilised at birth. Poor kid.

Malach - she was a drunken whore??? Maybe I've met her....

anaglyph said...

Unfortunately Darwinism doesn't require that organisms (necessarily) become smarter; only that they survive long enough to reproduce the next generation.

And when dumbness seems to be a political advantage, then that just gets selected for.

Mike said...

Unfortunately, Anaglyph is 100% right. We settle for less and less every election year. We call all things mediocre great. We get what we deserve. Oh well, at least Paris Hilton probably won't be president in my lifetime.

FreeOscar said...

Paris Hilton for President!
I have already started the Facebook group.

fu said...

you should have showed the picture of her snapper hanging out in the breeze. classy bunch o' drunk hicks those Bush's