OhmyGAWD!theIOWAcaucusesare
TONIGHTandthenweneverhavetohear
aDAMNTHINGaboutIowafor
anotherfouryears!!!!!!!!!
not that there's anything wrong with Iowa, but still...
TONIGHTandthenweneverhavetohear
aDAMNTHINGaboutIowafor
anotherfouryears!!!!!!!!!
not that there's anything wrong with Iowa, but still...
29 comments:
LOLZOMFGURRITE!
UBET!
Yeah, but immediately we begin to hear about New Hampshire.
I think I'll just tune out until Nov. Whomever is left by that time are the ones who really matter. Personally I would like a Edwards/Obama ticket and if it's Obama/Edwards, that's okay too.
PoP: I left out the part about New Hamster, it was too depressing...
There is a decent porn movie here. About a girl named "Us" who makes a deal with a guy...but she wants to be paid in sex.
But the guy is recovering from ball-surgery...so he has to give her an IOU.
It's called:
"I owe a cock, us."
The "Us" name is a stretch...but I'm claiming poetic license here.
I hate Iowa. Have you ever been there? Nothing but fucking corn and Denny's restaurants for as far as the eye can see, and if you are heading west while driving through Iowa it is even worse because Nebraska is on the other side (sorry Joey). Nebraska is like Iowa on steroids. Or is that baseball is like Iowa on steroids?
Either way, Iowa sucks. They got nothing else to do there but vote. Let them have their moment in the sun. Tomorrow they will be back in the fields--or at Denny's.
Fuck Iowa.
Mooog: As soon as the Hollywood writer's strike is over, you're Golden.
Spam: I've never been to Iowa; I feel it's a state best honored from afar.
Angryman: You first.
Been to Iowa a couple of times. It amazed me that depending on when you're there you can either see for miles in all directions or you can't see anything but the tunnel of corn you're driving in.
I have a confession to make. I didn't exactly know what a caucus was until I read an explaination this morning. It's an, ah, interesting system.
Bruce: If by "interesting" you mean "fucked", then yes, it is an "interesting" system.
If by "afar" you mean Mars, you are absolutely correct.
Spam: That's what I meant. I'm afraid of corn.
Won't have to hear about Iowa again for four years? That's just the nicest thought I've encountered all day.
Of course, then I read the comments and had flashbacks to driving across Iowa. I may have to go lie down now.
Phoebe: It's OK, we'll wake you up after New Hamster.
I just realised that if you re-arrange the letters in Iowa you can spell "Satan's Sugar Tits". Isn't that eerie?
You really ought to give Iowa
Hawkeye Iowa
Dubuque, Des
Moines, Davenport, Marshalltown,
Mason City, Keokuk, Ames,
Clear Lake
Ought to give Iowa a try!
Yeah...
?FTW
I need an interpreter!
IOWA and NH? tell me again why we have these backward middle america humps making our decisions? the aren't exactly a hot bed of intellectualism. but then neither were FL and OH.
it's great how a state with no population and one crop dictates which asshole will run the country why oh why di i still live here when there is a tahiti out there?
nothing good comes out of iowa except for quality meth and strippers that will do ANYTHING for a fiver
Girl, Boy & Me: Any state with a city named Keokuk has something going for it.
Keokuk!
Keokuk!
Keokuk!
PrePo: The awoI sesucuaC are unintelligible with or without an interpreter. That might just make it worse.
Gods: We should just go back to Reviolutionary Days and select the President right here in Boston.
Gerald: Welcome to MMB! Tahiti is over-rated. Wait. No it's not! Why the fuck are we still here?
T-Bird: Well, those two things aren't exactly nothing.
What? Who?
and,
most importantly,
is Iowa a good fuck and can somebody introduce me to her?
Iowa? Just wait till the republicans get down to South Carolina. I figure gay photos of Huckabee smoking meth with illegal aliens will turn up soon. Romney has blown millions of his own bucks here for a damn year already. If that hypocrite can't buy the first two states he'll sink Huckabee.
Don't even get me started on what Hillary may be cooking up for Obama. Her lead in SC is just about gone.
Tomorrow we get to hear about th Iowa Carcasses.
Dinners: She's bitter and disillusioned, because even though everyone always tells her how great she is the night before, the next morning they're always out the door before the sun comes up.
Beach Bum: Poor Hillary. Wait, lemme see if I can make that sound more sincere... Poooor Hillary.
Joey: One seems to be labeled "Mitt".
I cannot believe Mike fucking Huckabee won in Iowa. Then again, I can. WTF are people thinking letting the heartland have the first crack at voting?
Iowa is a real place?? I thought it was just where politicians go to die!
HAHAHAHA!!! Oh man, sorry I read this one so late. HAHAHAHA Love the photo you chose and the way you typed it.
I owe ah? Who is Ah?
I like the fact that your presidents can only run twice. Could you imaging Bush in power for another 4 years?
We vote for our politicians in our in each area and they are affiliated with a national political party. The party with the most winning crooks, wins and the leader of that party becomes the Prime Minister.
I'm exhausted from this already.
Sigh.
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