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Saturday, January 19, 2008

It's Talk in Rhyming Gibberish Weekend!

Bellicose cumquats striving bold,
Alligash! Alligash! Pinky Mold!
Venetian llamas gerunding by,
While under their beaks a borchst soup cries.
Alison, Aubrey- do you like your tea?
Or should I add another flea?
Jorocking burroughs, silicate slaves,
play Silly Putty in their graves.
'Tis Gibberish Weekend in our town,
So dress your dogs in frap and gown,
and gorntil 'till you all fall down!


17 comments:

Hungry Mother said...

Nice! Lewis Carroll would love it.

Phoebe Fay said...

Bisque a back a bully good!

Colonel Colonel said...

HungryMo: Lewis Carroll? I swear to God, that's a direct quote from Fred Thompson's lastest speech.

Phoebe: Tipsy, flipsy, groto wood!

Mike said...

Hey...what are you guys smoking? I want some. Send it to me now.

Catalyst said...

Sounds like Chris Matthews to me.

sirdar said...

Well...I'd say you kicked the Rhyming Giberish Weekend off right!!

I'm trying to figure out that picture. Is it the famous Beaduckacorny that is related to the Jackalope?

Colonel Colonel said...

Mike: Smoking Oking?
Splendidly bereft?
sending kittymeth.

Catalyst: Chris Mathews
Says achoos kaplatchoos,
gazpachoos kawhapchoos.

Sirdar: No one else is splarking,
which makes me all skarking.

Malach the Merciless said...

Nice, now I know who your really are, Beck Hansen

NerdGirl said...

like the words, am disturbed by the pic for some reason!?

Cissy Strutt said...

Stringfellow bodkin, went thee bland?
Christmas dumpling covered in sand.
"Oh jolly pickles" cry the kids with glee
"Colonel mernal, kiss his knee".

here today, gone tomorrow said...

Oooooooo...I wanna play!

Colonel Colonel said...

Malach: Who am I?
Who are you?
Gallomp, Shallomp,
Killibrew.

Kelly: Pictures shroom
in every room,
Disturbing eyes
Go gillywoom!

Cissy: Finally someone
plays this flame!
Come and share some
Iced spillanes!


HTGT: You want to play?
Siroom Orray!!

AngryMan said...

You need to lay off that smack, ole buddy.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Clitoris made of pumpernickel
use ice to tickle,
oh no, it's fickle!
don't bite hotdogs,
they flavor water like logs.
stomp them with clogs
made of dead gerbils,
oh the smell is turrible!
slickery dickery dock,
a hobo whips out his cock,
wishing he had crackrock.

Malicious Intent said...

This sucks, you all obviously have far better drugs that I do!

Cissy Strutt said...

Spillane be Mick by fortune iced
Hairless gunballs licked and diced.
Can't escape from orphan's tongue
Come humble bimble scorpion crumb.

pissed off patricia said...

Come on. You know that is copied from a george bush speech. It's a quote, right?