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Friday, October 26, 2007

Friday Fun-


There's a new State of Denial post up this morning over at Wand of Wonder, having to do with a road trip George, Dick and Condi took...

There's been talk lately of sports teams and logos and stereotypes, so of course I'm going to jump right into the stereotype contest with these probably apocryphal tidbits, to get you all ready for the weekend-

Actual "Personal ads" in the Dublin News:

Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and has been known to starting fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.

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Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fiancée seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.

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Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.

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Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a lovely chest. (I didn't know booksellers advertised in the Dublin News)

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Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.

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Kim Novack says, "Have a great weekend, everyone!"

20 comments:

C.Rag said...

I love stereotypes. They're so true. Reminds me of my family.

Preposterous Ponderings said...

Makes me wonder how many of those people ended up with dates.

Malach the Merciless said...

Guy is Rubber Ass Chaps, 35, seeks more blogging buddies. Go here to apply.

Mike said...

Does my heart good to see that type of Truth in Advertising.

Colonel Colonel said...

C.Rag- Yeah, true stereotypes are the best kind.

PrePondering- I suppose it depended on how much they were willing to pay.

Malach- Too much info.

Mike- Makes you wonder what kind of adv. W would have run under those rulkes.

Joey Polanski said...

Polack wif big sausage seeks young chick wif hot buns & plump pierogis.

Colonel Colonel said...

Joey- ah, yes. Picnics are FUN.

SagaciousHillbilly said...

The Irish simply can't hold their liquor.
Welshman on the otherhand know how to drink.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Sagacious needs to STFU. I am 100% irish, and i do just fine with my liquor.

anyway, i like that first personal ad, he sounds like my type of a guy with all of that heavy drinking and copious sex.

matchchatter said...

where can I respond, these guys seem much better than the ones I meet up with on Match.com

Colonel Colonel said...

SaggyHillbilly- You can fight this one out with C.Rag & T-Bird on your own...

T-Bird- Well, yeah, but Glasgow Celtic???

Matchatter- And most of them have had all their shots!

Phoebe Fay said...

Kim Novak always gives bonus points for honesty.

Beach Bum said...

I bet these guys have the babes crawling all over them.

AngryMan said...

Now you're Joey Polanski. Is there anyone who isn't Joey?

FOUR DINNERS said...

They all drink in my local....

Pope Benedict XVI said...

Man, Middle Eastern Descent, 33 Died for your sins, look for people to save, yes, yes.

here today, gone tomorrow said...

I'm with matchchatter. When I was doing the online dating thing, I never saw tasty stuff like this.

Colonel Colonel said...

Phoebe- In Kim we trust!

Beach Bum- Well, some women do treasure honesty...

Angryman- Joey who?

4D- Can any of them find the police-officer's station?

Popey- I know, I know, nobody's good enough for your kid.

HTGT- We only serve the best, here.

Sirdar said...

Pretty funny personal ads. Love the Irish accent :lol:

Sara Sue said...

You left off the contact information, man!