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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

BOO !



The Book Elves love Halloween, and always spend a great deal of time preparing a huge Halloween party. Everyone is still talking about last year’s “5000 Pumpkin Bonfire Roast”, but under the terms of the restraining order taken out by the Fire Dept. they won’t be repeating that again anytime soon. This year they decided to stage a haunted house with a twist- real ghosts. They had this “Yuri Geller Ghost Summoner” kit they bought on late-night QVC, and I’ll be darned if the silly thing didn’t actually work!

The upside was that the ghosts were a great hit at the party and scared the bejeezus out of all the kids, so the Book Elves have lots of candy left over to eat themselves. The downside was that ghosts turned out to be, well, let’s just say “unpredictable”. Call me crazy, but I wasn’t aware that ghosts did things like fill your car with lime jello. We’re also still looking for the bathtub, which was last seen galloping down the street, singing “Feelings”...

But before they found themselves stripped naked, painted orange and stranded on the porch roof, the Book Elves finished our latest catalog-

“A GRAVE AFFAIR- Old & Interesting Books on gravestones, cemeteries, epitaphs, mourning customs, funerals & funeral customs” is now ready, and posted on the web.

Highlights include-

-an 18th century manuscript collection of epitaphs.

-a nice copy of one of the greatest English epitaph books, the 1631 “Ancient Funerall Monuments”, written by John Weever, “connoisseur of graveyards, tobacco-enthusiast, sycophant, satirist, dwarf, [and] penner of dirty ditties”

-a pair of interesting 1930s “Modern” style German gravestone trade catalogs.

-an 1851 manual to good taste in cemeteries by a man who hated cherubs.

-an 1820 American manuscript funeral sermon for the minister’s wife.

-a fantastic French Victorian design book of memorial and other hairwork.

-The ceremonies at the 1883 dedication of the Robert E. Lee mausoleum at Washington and Lee University.

And much more!



Printed copies are also available.
Please let us know if you would like one.

10 comments:

Phoebe Fay said...

Nobody throws a party like your book elves!

And "memorial hairwork" makes me picture wigs on corpses being created by some demented funeral home worker in a John Waters movie.

Malach the Merciless said...

This is Halloween, this is Halloween!

Bruce, a work in progress said...

They filled your car with green jello!!! Quick, somebody get Prepon and Tequila on a plane, we got us a venue for a wrestling match! I call SHOTGUN!

Colonel Colonel said...

Phoebe- please don't mention John Waters around the book elves...

Malach- Damnation! What a coincidence!

Bruce- who's bringing the midgets?

Preposterous Ponderings said...

Stranded on the roof naked and orange...sounds interesting!

Colonel Colonel said...

PrePondering- sounds like the last 4th of July, but we aren't talking about that anymore either...

Sara Sue said...

Ohhhh Colonel ... this is manna! Thank you!

Sirdar said...

Ok...green jello in the car just can't be good. And the naked on the roof...I bet there is quite the story about that one :-)

Cash said...

Elves scare me...I'm just kidding. Nothing scareS me, BOOK-READING HU-MAN!

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

C.Rag said...

Mmmm Jello
Mmmm Robert E. Lee