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Monday, March 12, 2007

Monday, Monday...

Today we are featuring a return of our once-popular Monday, Monday feature, a reminder to our office-bound comrades that, no matter how crappy your job is, there are people out there who have it worse...



Speaking of crappy work- according to news reports today, Mayan priests at a sacred Iximche archaeological site in Guatemala are going to have to cleanse the site to restore its' "peace and harmony" after The Decider's visit today.

On the other hand, you could be the CEO of Dick Cheney's company Halliburton, and be moving to the completely tax-free, Riviera-of-the-Middle East country of Dubai, just in time to be out of the United States when they start those pesky Congressional hearings into overcharges and fraud in Iraq Reconstruction contracts.

Surf's up!

6 comments:

Phoebe Fay said...

You think those Mayan priests would be available for a similar ritual at the White House, sometime in November 2008?

Colonel Colonel said...

Phoebe- maybe they can come up now. Well, maybe not. Dik Cheney's Evil Malignity would probably cause them to vaporize.

Mike said...

I think Cheney is just looking for a retirement home after his years in public office. I don't suspect he will be welcome here anymore. Of course, the way things are going, he may be planning on becoming King of Dubai.

Colonel Colonel said...

Mike- If he'd become King of Dubai right now and leave us alone, I'll buy his plane ticket...

Joey Polanski said...

Im thinkin maybe somone oughtta clense "Iximche" of a few o them dangd consonants!

Im a-gonna remembr that werd, nex time Im playin Scrabble & get stuck wit that friggin X!

Colonel Colonel said...

Joey- Iximche is a great Scrabble word. So is "frigginX", but they didn't let me play it last time.