Dr. Seuss hailed from our own Springfield, Massachusetts, and it's his birthday, so there have been a number of articles in the papers about his career and his books. Most of his books were quite popular, and those are the ones they talk about because hey, nobody wants to talk about failure, eh? But there were some Dr. Seuss books that didn't sell very well, and so I wanted to take a moment to share a few of those titles from my own collection of-
"Dr. Seuss Books That Never Made It"
Horton Hires a Ho.
Who Shat on Pat?
Son of Sam I am.
The Cat in the Blender.
The Fox in Socks and the Garter Belt.
Popping Caps on Mulberry Street.
The Cat in the Hat's Obscene Limerick Book.
Bartholmew Cubbins Gets a Restraining Order.
Green Eggs that Glow.
Oh, the Places You'll Sniff!
One Fish, Two Fish, Red fish, and Mommy's microwave.
Yertle the Turtle and the Tractor Trailer.
Dr. Seuss's Methamphetamine Book.
The Little Snitch Who Squealed.
The Lorax Gets Sent to Gitmo.
Are You My Parole Officer?
How the Grinch and the Secular Humanist Democrat Congress Stole Christmas.
Pop Goes Postal.