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Friday, November 30, 2007

Our Next President-

As I was watching the last Republican whorefest debate and doing a shot every time the word 'Terrorists' was used, just before I passed out (18 minutes in) I got this really retarded great idea.

Screw letting anyone who actually wants to be President have the job- except for Kucinich, they're all either not-quite ready for Prime Time, double-facers, liars, Christian Taliban, psycopaths, comatose, or just really, really nuts.

I say it's time to draft somebody for President who really doesn't even want the job. Hey, I hear you say, that's a stupid wonderful idea!

But who could we find? Well, how about a proven winner? A man who can admit to mistakes? A man who brings people together? A man who doesn't say stupid things every ten seconds? A man who scares his enemies pissless?

The man who coined the phrase "It is what is is"?

Yes, campers, we're going to run Bill Belichick for President!



And all you have to do to jump on the nutwagon bandwagon is lose all contact with Reality make a copy of our new campaign image and post it in your sidebar! You can even link it to our new Belichick for President blog.

I think this is going to be a utter disaster lot of fun!

19 comments:

Tequila Mockingbird said...

i've said it before, and i'll say it again Wesley Snipes, 2008

Hungry Mother said...

I think your man needs to expand his repetoire by adding, "It was what it was." and "It will be what it will be."

I have no other criticisms of his candidacy.

Colonel Colonel said...

T-Bird: Wesley could be Vice-President?

Hungry-Mo: Wasn't that Doris Day?

Parad0x said...

I'm so behind this. Maybe we'll have a Perfect Season in Iraq!

Parad0x said...

I'm so behind this. Maybe we'll have a Perfect Season in Iraq!

Malach the Merciless said...

Hey you should post the interview Murk and I did of him.

SagaciousHillbilly said...

Sorry Colonel. don't know who this guy is, but anyway, I'm too busy trying to get my flock of turkeys elected.

Mike said...

Well, I was going to nominate Charlie Manson, but if you insist.

I still prefer Charlie.

Can Charlie be vice President?

Colonel Colonel said...

ParadOx: And I'm sure Our Bill won't run up the core on them or anything.

Malach: Great idea. How do I do that?

Sagacious: No, no, the turkeys should all be running for Congress.

Mike: Isn't Charlie Manson already Vice-President?

Simply Curious said...

OK. I have no idea how to link because I'm fucking retarded, but I put it on my sidebar. What am I getting in return?

Colonel Colonel said...

A balloon?

Simply Curious said...

Deal. Where is it?

TED VELVET said...

fuck him, he screwed the jets back when he was supposed to take the job from parcells, thieving cocksucker needs a shotgun colonoscopy

Preposterous Ponderings said...

I think I should be president!

Can you imagine what my speeches would be like? :o)

Sirdar said...

And a bonus is that you don't have to wonder if he is a cheater before he becomes Prez. Heck...he might even have some video on his opponents just to be prepared for the debates.

SagaciousHillbilly said...

Colonel, I've got a big flock of chickens to run for congress.
Turkeys operate more like a collective.

Colonel Colonel said...

SCG: You never have to ask more than once!

The Velvet: But isn't being a 'thieving cocksucker' a given in a President? I think that's in the Consitution somewhere. Once Bush gives it back we can look.

PrePo: I think you should do some practice speeches and post them!

Sirdar: It never hurts to be prepared!

Sagacious: You're right- chickens for Congress. How about Turkeys for the Supreme Court?

Sara Sue said...

Who's Bill Bellichick?

Colonel Colonel said...

Sara: The next President!