OK, despite all your great suggestions (hairspray & lighter fluid didn't get the bird, but did roast the potatoes, and the couch) the "free range" (feral) turkey has resisted all entreaties to "get into the pan and swallow this damned bowl of stuffing".
Stupid bird.
On second thought, however, we realised that with 18 people here for dinner, the "free range" (feral) turkey isn't really big enough anyway.
So, the turkey and the cats have barricaded themselves in the pantry, singing "We Shall Overcome", and we are moving on to Plan B-
A Happy Thanksgiving to all our American friends, and a Happy Thursday Even Though It's Just Like Any Other Thursday to all our other friends!
4 comments:
That WKRP show was a classic!
It'll be unstuffed fish for me.
For me Jan Smithers was far hotter than Loni Anderson.
Catalyst: WKRP featured some of my favorite scenes of all time, and one of the top two will always be "A God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"
HungryMo: Communist!
Beach: She sure was/is. There's actually a still-active Jan Smithers fan site on the web. Um, not that I ever went there or anything...
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