Hush, Little Baby...

Everyone here at MMB wants to congratulate C.Rag and Angryman, who have just welcomed the one and only Angry Ginger to the world, a few weeks before he was expected.

And this if for you, Angry Ginger, welcome to the world!

Hush, little baby, don't say a word.
Mama's gonna buy you some Thunderbird-

And if that Thunderbird don't kick,
Mama's gonna go and punch a dick-

And if that dick won't play his part,

Mama's gonna buy you a tasty tart-

And if that tasty tart goes broke,
Mama's gonna buy you some golden toke-

And if that toke don't give a thrill,
Mama's gonna buy you a brand new grill-

And if that grill turns your burgers black,
Mama's gonna have to call Barack-

But if Barack can't make it cook,
Mama's gonna get you a library book-

And when the book has reached the end,
Mama's going to find you some real cool friends-

But even when your friends are not around,

You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town!