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Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Hush, Little Baby...

Everyone here at MMB wants to congratulate C.Rag and Angryman, who have just welcomed the one and only Angry Ginger to the world, a few weeks before he was expected.

And this if for you, Angry Ginger, welcome to the world!


Hush, little baby, don't say a word.
Mama's gonna buy you some Thunderbird-


And if that Thunderbird don't kick,
Mama's gonna go and punch a dick-



And if that dick won't play his part,
Mama's gonna buy you a tasty tart-



And if that tasty tart goes broke,
Mama's gonna buy you some golden toke-


And if that toke don't give a thrill,
Mama's gonna buy you a brand new grill-


And if that grill turns your burgers black,
Mama's gonna have to call Barack-


But if Barack can't make it cook,
Mama's gonna get you a library book-


And when the book has reached the end,
Mama's going to find you some real cool friends-



But even when your friends are not around,
You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town!

13 comments:

C.Rag said...
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AngryGinger said...

Thanks COLCOL!

I do rock!

Obama better win or the future for my adulthood will suck.

Mike said...

That's great Colonel. You just know that baby is going to kick ass and take names with C.Rag and Angryman as parents.

Colonel Colonel said...

Deleted: Saw your comment on my email, you are very welcome, if a bit confused as to your identity...

AG: um, yeah, about that. Keep in mind none of voted for the chimp, so none of us are to blame. You might also mention that to Cash. And please PLEASE remember that when you are President and working with our social security.

Mike: I know- C.Rag + Angryman = Angry Ginger. The mind boggles. On a serious note, it gives me hope for the future when good people have kids. It makes me all warm and fuzzy inside. I wish them all the good wishes in the world. Dammit- it just makes me HAPPY!!!!

AngryGinger said...

It's important for good people to have children. It's also important for good looking people to have children.

I'm a stud.

Colonel Colonel said...

AG= Go and talk up Tina Fey NOW!!!

This is your contribution to our New World Order.

OTOH- could you convince Tina that my sperm is our contribution to the New World Order???

Beach Bum said...

Rock on Angry Ginger.

Malach the Merciless said...

Just don't feed it Cisco, whatever you do

Buzzardbilly said...

CC, That fucking rocks! signed--A Reagan-hater who will never vote for a Republican president. Never have; never will.

Cissy Strutt said...

nicely put, my colonel.

AngryMan said...

Thanks, CC! He likes Obama now, too, since he was born before the election.

Hungry Mother said...

Nice gift for AG, especially the introduction to the Mad Max trilogy.

here today, gone tomorrow said...

Beautiful!