Wednesday, October 22, 2008

And Now for Something Completely Different...

Many of you have probably seen these already, but for those who haven't, take a moment to enjoy some-

Computer Haiku

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

The Web site you seek
Can not be located but
Countless more exist.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

Aborted effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So beautifully.

With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
?My Novel? not found.

The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao until
You bring fresh toner.

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.



moooooog35 said...

For $85 an hour, I can fix that for you.

here today, gone tomorrow said...


Cissy Strutt said...

You have a Window
not to your soul but to hell
You must buy a Mac

Malicious Intent said...

Wow, all this poetry and now I feel angry. I need to go burn something.

Beach Bum said...

Chaos reigns within.

My son does his best to aid chaos by downloading every crappy file he can that might hold a virus.

Malach the Merciless said...

Wow, you going to get tons of hits from IT pros.

anaglyph said...

All things become clear
When you shake of the shackles
We call Microsoft

anaglyph said...

oops... typo.. that should read 'off' (Even a Mac won't stop you from looking illiterate).