Joe the Plumber Caught in Love Tryst with Mr. Whipple and the Maytag Repairman!
Sarah Palin Accuses Barack Obama of Wanting to Outlaw Christmas, Make Osama Bin Laden's Birthday a National Holiday, and Kill the Easter Bunny.
McCain Suspends Campaign to Deal With Current Crisis (but can't remember which one).
Obama Announces His Campaign is Buying Ad Space on Monopoly Games, Milk Cartons, & Postage Stamps.
Fox Network Announces "Who's The REAL Barack Obama?" Game Show Hosted by Tom Bergeron Will Debut This Week.
Joe Biden Strips Nude and Dirty Dances with a Donkey in Times Square in Failed Attempt to Get Anyone to Pay Attention to Him.
McCain Drops Palin, Begs Catherine Zeta Jones to Be His New Running Mate.