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Monday, October 20, 2008

BREAKING CAMPAIGN NEWS-

Joe the Plumber Caught in Love Tryst with Mr. Whipple and the Maytag Repairman!

Sarah Palin Accuses Barack Obama of Wanting to Outlaw Christmas, Make Osama Bin Laden's Birthday a National Holiday, and Kill the Easter Bunny.

McCain Suspends Campaign to Deal With Current Crisis (but can't remember which one).

Obama Announces His Campaign is Buying Ad Space on Monopoly Games, Milk Cartons, & Postage Stamps.

Fox Network Announces "Who's The REAL Barack Obama?" Game Show Hosted by Tom Bergeron Will Debut This Week.

Joe Biden Strips Nude and Dirty Dances with a Donkey in Times Square in Failed Attempt to Get Anyone to Pay Attention to Him.

McCain Drops Palin, Begs Catherine Zeta Jones to Be His New Running Mate.

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12 comments:

Hungry Mother said...

I thought McCain preferred blondes.

Colonel Colonel said...

HungryMo: That's true, but I needed an excuse to put up a picture of CZJ.

Mike said...

You need an excuse to put up a picture of CZJ?

Colonel, you are slipping big time.

Colonel Colonel said...

You're right, of course, no excuse is ever needed for pics of CZJ. What was I thinking?

C.Rag said...

I'm sure Joe Biden has done with with donkey on a number of occasions.

Colonel Colonel said...

Probably- but it's a lot safer to dirty dance with a donkey than an elephant.

Catalyst said...

My god, Colonel, you've gone 'round the bend! I didn't think you'd take the Red Sox loss as badly as that!

C.Rag said...

Wow I just noticed my comment. The first "with" = something. Oh well. I shouldn't pump boobie juice & blog at the same time.

Colonel Colonel said...

Catalyst: Dunno what you mean. I'm FINE. FINE FINE FINE FINE FINEFIENFINEFIENENRIEHDNEMRJwk;shawe;kfjhwerglsjkf;!@@!!!!!

ahem.

I'm fine.

why do you ask?

Colonel Colonel said...

C.Rag: oh my lord, the mental images...

Malach the Merciless said...

McCain has flashbacks and goes on a shooting spree

Malicious Intent said...

I have not seen Biden strip nekkid around town, but he can walk around town here in DE and no one really pays him much mind. Guess we are just use to seeing him in public all the time, so no biggie. So nekkid in Times Square, thats NYC, no one pays a damn bit of attention on what others do in Times Square.