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Saturday, July 21, 2007

And They Can Carry Their Nuts in Both Cheeks-

As promised, we will be getting back to Part 2 of the Diamond Necklace Affair, but first we have this Breaking News from the "OHMYGOD- THESE GUYS ARE NUTTIER THAN CHENEY!!" Dept.


14 Spy Squirrels In Iranian Custody
July 14, 2007 3:38 p.m. EST
Tomasz Filipczak - AHN

Jerusalem, Israel (AHN) -- Iranian authorities have recently arrested more than a dozen squirrels for espionage.

"In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders," state-sponsored news agency IRNA reported. "The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services."

Iran claims the rodents were being used by Western powers in an attempt to undermine the Islamic Republic. Iranian police commander Esmaeil Ahmadi-Moqadam confirmed the report, saying that a number of squirrels had been caught bearing foreign spy gear within Iran's borders. The rodents were taken into custody 2 weeks ago but few details have emerged about the incident.

6 comments:

Joey Polanski said...

If any o them squirrels was totin any Christian litrature, theyll be in REAL trouble ovr there.

Sara Sue said...

Just as I suspected ... the Bush administration hires NOTHING BUT squirrels!

Sirdar said...

What will they think of next? Spy Squirrels....That is funny!!

I've seen that picture before...but my guess is that the squirrels were packing cameras, not bazookas.

anaglyph said...

Never underestimate the deviousness of the squirrel...

Colonel Colonel said...

Joey- yeah, the squirrels running around with little Bibles under their arms are in for it, boy!

Sara- yeah, but nobody in the Bush Administration is gonna set foot anywhere near any possibility of actual shooting...

Sirdar- they hyave pics of squirrels with cameras, let me look around.

Reverend- AH! You are ahead of the curve, as usual.

Mike said...

Well, I've always said this administration is nuts.

Nothing would surprise me anymore. Nothing.