Micropenis? That's a new one. I am going to have to file that one away for future reference.Not that I am going to need it or anything. Well, okay I might need it, but that is a whole 'nother story. Shit.Micropenis. Who knew?
Chicks prefr a wide penis to a long one?Oh, GREAT! That must explain them friggin condoms made by Rubbermaid.
Adding weights to your todger just isn't right.Splaying it open will give you a fright.Want a penis with added height?Get a snake to give it a bite.
Mike- I learn so much new stuff on the internet it frightens me. Sometimes it really frightens me.Joey- I was just going to Google images for "RubberMaid" but then decided not to.Cissy-ouch ouchouch ouch ouchouch ouch ouch!Ouch ouchouch ouch ouchouch ouch ouch!ouch ouchouch ouch ouch,ouch ouch ouchouchouch ouch,ouch ouchouch ouch ouchouch ouch ouch!!!
Yes, the internet is indeed a wealth of information! If not for the web I never would have know about guys like this!
I thought I'd commented on this, but turned out I'd just followed links and got endlessly distracted. Bad internet. Bad.And then I followed Sara Sue's link. Very Bad Internet. Very Bad. Must scrub eyeballs with lye.
Sara- that popping sound you just heard was my corneas imploding.Phoebe- aren't those links distractring?
Sorry, I should have noted that link was NSFAA (Not Suitable For Anyone At'all)
Sara- a wasp was flying by the screen when that opened up and he exploded in midair.
Sara Sue - not while I'm eating breakfast! Actually, not ever. At all.
As far as the NASA spelling whoopsie, um, what's the big deal? You Yanks leave the 'u' out of ALL the correct spellings: colour; favour; flavour; rumour; rancour...:-)
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