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Sunday, May 27, 2007

The End of the World As We Know It-


How the Media would cover the Apocalypse-


USA Today: WE'RE DEAD.


The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS.


National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN?


Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE.


Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE.


Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE


Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER.


Fox News: HAVE THE DEMOCRATS FINALLY GONE TOO FAR?


Wired: THE LAST NEW THING.


Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR.


Readers Digest: 'BYE.


Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?


TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!


Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!


America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.


Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE.


Microsoft's Web Site: If you didn't experience the rapture, download software patch RAPT777.EXE.

6 comments:

catalyst said...

Beautiful!

Joey Polanski said...

Im guessin you coud still find a TV netwerk runnin a old episode of M*A*S*H.

Mike said...

Yeah, that's why I stick with the movie channels. My hope is that the end will come and I will be right in the middle of watching Pulp Fiction for the 787th time.

Colonel Colonel said...

Mike- that would be a good way to go.

anaglyph said...

Funnneeeeee...

Also, Wired would have in their Tired/Wired sections:

Tired: Existence

Wired: Oblivion

J. Alfred Prufrock said...

How could you miss Cosmo and Maxim's? I guess at least one of them would have George Clooney on the cover. In lingerie.

J.A.P.