How the Media would cover the Apocalypse-
USA Today: WE'RE DEAD.
The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS.
National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN?
Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE.
Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE.
Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE
Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER.
Fox News: HAVE THE DEMOCRATS FINALLY GONE TOO FAR?
Wired: THE LAST NEW THING.
Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR.
Readers Digest: 'BYE.
Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!
Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!
America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE.
Microsoft's Web Site: If you didn't experience the rapture, download software patch RAPT777.EXE.
6 comments:
Beautiful!
Im guessin you coud still find a TV netwerk runnin a old episode of M*A*S*H.
Yeah, that's why I stick with the movie channels. My hope is that the end will come and I will be right in the middle of watching Pulp Fiction for the 787th time.
Mike- that would be a good way to go.
Funnneeeeee...
Also, Wired would have in their Tired/Wired sections:
Tired: Existence
Wired: Oblivion
How could you miss Cosmo and Maxim's? I guess at least one of them would have George Clooney on the cover. In lingerie.
J.A.P.
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