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Wednesday, April 05, 2006

No Singing Here-

LONDON (April 5) - British anti-terrorism detectives escorted a man from a plane after a taxi driver had earlier become suspicious when he started singing along to a track (London Calling) by punk band The Clash, police said on Wednesday.

[with apologies to Arlo]

What if one person walked into an airport, sang a verse of 'London Calling' and walked out?

Why, they'd think he was a terrorist and they'd shoot him.

And what if two people walked into an airport, sang a verse of 'London Calling', in harmony, and walked out?

Well, they'd think they were faggot terrorists and they'd shoot both of them.

What if three people, three people, walked into an airport, sang a verse of 'London Calling' and walked out?

Why, they'd think it was a terrorist cell, and they'd call in the CIA and send them all to Gitmo.

And what if fifty people, fifty people a day, walked into an airport, sang a verse of 'London Calling' and walked out?

Friends, they'd think it was an invasion, and they'd shoot, and kill, and mutilate all of them, and their families and friends, and anyone else who has a Clash record.

Welcome to BushWorld, 2006.

2 comments:

Mike said...

It has become an Alice's Restaurant kind of world...hasn't it? Thanks George, you've single-handedly caused a 60's flashback. Now, let's burn down a city somewhere.

CKW said...

It used to be illegal to burn flags. Can we have a bush burning ceremony?

Or will religious folk come to that?