Sunday, May 13, 2007

Favorite T-Shirt Sayings-

Spring is here, t-shirt weather. But remember, t-shirts are not just an article of clothing, or a chance to pay excessive amounts of money to promote multi-national companies or over-paid sports stars- they are a means to tell other people what's really on your mind...

I'm visualizing duct tape over your mouth.

I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...

We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

How about never? Is never good for you?

You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!

It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

You validate my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

OK, everyone, any additions to the list?


Mike said...

Here is my personal favorite.

Catalyst said...

This space for rent.

Anonymous said...

My upcoming range includes:

*If I'm awake, everyone should be awake!

*Logically Inconsistent

*Gratuitous Slogan

*Please Don't Wake Me

*Rosebud Is a Sled

*It's Not Just that I'm Old - Your Music Really Does Suck (OK - that one's not original, but I like it!)

*Call Me Ishmael & Pass the Sushi

Cissy Strutt said...

Today I'm wearing my Jean Seberg New York Herald Tribune tee. But the one that seems to get the most vocal reaction when I wear it is this one - coming and going.

Forrest Proper said...

Mike, Catalyst, Cissy & Reverend- what a great set of t-shirts! Thanks to one and all for your contributions!

"Chaos, panic, & disorder -- my work here is done"

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

defines description

lean back and look out your nose

Pie R Holy

Pee Over The Moon

Does Your Milk Taste Like Ham?

Stop Blubbering!

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New! ATT/Yahoo Telephone Ring!

Have A Rash Rump Banquet of Jovial Delight

Our Motto: You Won't Forget This Slogan

If You Speed It Up It Just Goes Faster

Round Is The New Flat

Only You Cannot Make Incense By Untangling an Echo

Jimmy Windows 98

Put Some Stank On It

FIVE:Awaken Refreshed and Happy

Blows You A Hug


Everything Smells So Nosy

RE:Your GrannyMuleSpam Password

Do Nut Pass

Curve Upswing Your Mouth

Retract Extinction!

Pedro For Head Honcho

Is There A Mary Chase Here?

and only have ONE WINNER

You slept at my place and all I got was this lousy TShirt!

Tax what I Tax you said Tax with the Tax on your Tax

PRICE BOOSTER SALE! Gas now pumped half-fast!

Misunderstandment is often misunderknown

Pardon My Slobbering Heart Upheaval
Pardon My Gastric Hurricane
Pardon My Temper Tornado
Pardon My Repression Expression