Dear World:We, the United States of America , your top quality supplier of the ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for our 2001-2008 interruption in service. The technical fault that led to this eight-year service outage has been located, and the software responsible was replaced November 4. Early tests of the newly installed program indicate that we are now operating correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional on January 20. We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage. We look forward to resuming full service and hope to improve in years to come.
We thank you for your patience and understanding.
Sincerely,
The United States of America
9 comments:
That would explain it, wouldn't it?
2 more days, baby! 2 more days!
Don't get carried away! They're all politicians therefore they're all cheating, lying scumbags eventually.
Goes with the turf.
Wow, your brother in law must be a good IT Tech.
OMG, that is frigg'n brilliant!
I love it!
Does this mean I get a credit?
Congress just passed a bill that makes all Americans eligible for a cash credit, just go on over to the US Treasury and get in line behind all the nice CEOs in Brooks Brothers suits with the pails and wheelbarrows.
May I just say - yay.
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