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Sunday, January 18, 2009

Dear World-

This just in from my brother-in-law-

Dear World:

We, the United States of America , your top quality supplier of the ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for our 2001-2008 interruption in service. The technical fault that led to this eight-year service outage has been located, and the software responsible was replaced November 4. Early tests of the newly installed program indicate that we are now operating correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional on January 20. We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage. We look forward to resuming full service and hope to improve in years to come.

We thank you for your patience and understanding.


Sincerely,


The United States of America



9 comments:

Mike said...

That would explain it, wouldn't it?

Catalyst said...

2 more days, baby! 2 more days!

The Preacherman said...

Don't get carried away! They're all politicians therefore they're all cheating, lying scumbags eventually.

Goes with the turf.

Malach the Merciless said...

Wow, your brother in law must be a good IT Tech.

Malicious Intent said...

OMG, that is frigg'n brilliant!
I love it!

moooooog35 said...

Does this mean I get a credit?

Colonel Colonel said...

Congress just passed a bill that makes all Americans eligible for a cash credit, just go on over to the US Treasury and get in line behind all the nice CEOs in Brooks Brothers suits with the pails and wheelbarrows.

Cissy Strutt said...

May I just say - yay.

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