Monday, January 26, 2009

Why B Normal?

Just when you thought the inauguration of Barack Obama had made it safe to come out from under the covers, there are new Looney Tunes out there, making a good case for just staying in bed until Spring.

Here in Massachusetts a former state Senator, who was caught on an FBI camera stuffing envelopes of cash into her bra, has explained that this was perfectly innocent- friends have given her over $70,000 in cash in white envelopes over the last few years, and there was never any suggestion that they were owed any political favors back. I'm so glad she cleared that up, and it leaves me thinking I need to go out and get a new group of friends.

Oh yes, and our House Speaker is resigning because it came out that a lobbyist paid tens of thousands of dollars in legal bills for his family, so life is back to normal in the Bay State.

We at least seem normal when compared with Texas, where the State Board of Education is taking another whack at Evolution. Yes, folks, Evolution is "just a theory", and so are gravity and plate tectonics. Personally, I want the Texas board to rule that all school textbooks have to include equal time for my theory, that the earth's continents ride around on the backs of giant, subterranean, fire-belching turtles.

And what discussion of "normality" would be complete without reference to Illinois Governor Rod "Bats in the Belfry" Blagojevich, who was caught on tape trying to sell a Senate seat? Yesterday he told the newspaper that his arrest by the FBI was comparable to the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, and that in trying to put his tribulations into perspective, "I thought about Mandela, Dr. King, [and] Gandhi."

You keep thinking, there, Rod, you'll get that insanity plea accepted yet. Well, at least you don't live here (I think this must be W's new address)-


Mrs. Chili said...

It is singularly astounding to me that these people can't see how utterly absurd they are. Clearly, some people really DO have no shame.

The Preacherman said...

Politicians are politicians are politicians.

Is Obama different?


anaglyph said...

>>my theory, that the earth's continents ride around on the backs of giant, subterranean, fire-belching turtles.

That's still only a theory?

Catalyst said...

Blago also thought about making Oprah Winfrey a U.S. Senator!

Cissy Strutt said...

I like your theory. But in my version, the fire comes out the ... well ... the other end. The Butt Hole, if you will.

Malach the Merciless said...

I LOVE BEACON HILL POLITICS . . . of course 3 speaker before DiMasi we had none other that William Bulger . .

Malicious Intent said...

It really does make it damn hard to have any hope for the human race reading the news, doesn't it?