Malach the Merciless asks:
Dear Seargent Sterno, what is the deal with Scientologists?
Malach-
Sgt. Sterno has no religious biases or prejudices against any of the religions that make the Baby Jesus cry. But Sgt. Sterno does want to point out that Scientology was created by a science-fiction writer, and was first mentioned in a science fiction short story, and suggests that if you are going to follow a religion created by a science fiction writer you may end up with Tom Cruise jumping up and down like a deranged jack-in-the-Box on Oprah's couch and make the Baby Jesus say "what a freaking idiot!"
7 comments:
Dear Sargent Sterno,
I live in New England, where it snows and gets icy a lot. What's up with people who, because they own SUVs, think that the laws of physics no longer apply to them?
I'll join if I can be as rich as Cruise. I'll do anythin' for money!! ;-)
I don't think the Baby Jebus uses Euphemisms.
mrs.Chili- will answer tomorrow.
Manic- I'm not sure they make that promise, but I'll look it up.
HunryMo: Are you saying the Baby Jesus cannot do anything he damn well pleases???? The Baby Jesus eats Oxford English Dictionaries for breakfast and poops out euphemisms before lunch!
Who is this Baby Jesus you speak of?
Your so smart!
Sgt. Sterno,
Does God hate bacon?
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