Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Let's Have a Contest-
Let's have a contest! This is going to be a variation of those "rotten writing" contests, and the rules are as follows: entries must be book-related, over the top, and you can enter as many times as you want. Anyone who wants to break any of those rules, be my guest.
Here are my starting entries-
Patty was a knockout, but the longer you looked at her the more you had the feeling that she had been well-thumbed by avid 'readers', like an old paperback copy of "Jaws" sitting on the bedside table at the beach house.
Tony walked up to the bar and sat down beside Tanya. "Boy", he thought to himself, "I'd love to index her text."
Barabara shook her head sadly. "Jack's got a good title page," she told Samantha, "but his colophon's surprisingly small, if you know what I mean".