Collective Nouns are a fun part of the English language. You know what I mean- a pack of wolves, a colony of badgers, a murder of crows, a troop of kangaroos, a pride of lions, and so on.But here at MMB we are never ones to stop short at the edge of reality- we jump right over the wall and figure that there's no good idea that's not worth beating into the ground with a piledriver. So we are poud to offer an Absurdity of New Collective Nouns, all dealing with current events-
An Arrogance of Neocons.
A Beffudlement of Democrats.
An Obstruction of Republicans.
An Ineptitude of Congressmen.
A Blather of Political Analysts.
A Distortion of Fox News Anchors.
A Spluttering of Conservative Columnists.
An Hysteria of Bush Supporters.
An Obfuscation of White House Spokesmen.
A Quibble of Lawyers.
An Outrage of Islamic Fundamentalists.
A Rapture of Christian Fundamentalists.
An Embezzlement of Televangelists.
A Pander of Presidential Candidates.
A Snit of Guiliani Supporters.
A Presumption of Clinton Supporters.
A Snooze of Thompson Supporters.
A Futility of Kucinich Supporters.
A Righteousness of McCain Supporters.
A Flipflop of Romney Supporters.
C'mon everyone, add your own!
