A few weeks ago I noticed a spam message subject line that was unintentionally funny, so I sent the staff here at MMB out into the wilds of the internet to find more spam subject lines that were worth collecting and displaying. I am now proud to present the-
First MMB Exhibition of SPAM.
Enjoy!
Please speedy attention to this lettern
This is the first one I collected. At first it seemed to be merely a misspelling at the end of an illiterate sentence, but as I've regarded it over the past few weeks, I've become convinced there is a much deeper meaning in there.
dang coo debacle
I get upset when my darn coo goes bad, too.
womanly anomaly
I'm here to help...
pharmacological preparations for life
In the 70s we just called them 'ludes'. I do love the 21st century.
ghastly stalactite
Now see, I had been under the impression that once you saw one stalactite, you'd seen them all, but apparently not. Maybe this one is shaped like Dik Cheney.
frozen grizzly bear
On Special this week - $8.99 a pound.
angiospasm angiosplastic angiosperm
Uh oh...
A pretty-pretty fly
Is now pretty-pretty swatted. Too too bad.
Infected tail light
Flatulent oil filter
And the tires don't look real good either.
FELICITATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
unoppugned poetic ingwersen
matrimonial paramus nut
I've no idea what they mean, but they're fun to say and if 'unoppugned' isn't really a word, it damn well should be!
Go d ´ s me s s a ge. (no sp a m)
I was struck by the sincerity of this one. I had suspected it was spam, but would Go d lie about something like that? I th ink no t.
